Vicky, in love, was unbearable.
She bounced around like an over-excited puppy, wagging her metaphorical tail and drooling everywhere. I really thought at one point she might actually wet herself.
This time she had found ‘The One’. Definitely. Pete was gorgeous inside and out – so good looking but thoughtful and romantic too, and ‘Oh my God! In bed! Earthshatteringly excellent!’
It was too much. God forgive me, I couldn’t help myself.
‘I know,’ I said.
Posted on Paragraph Planet on April 1st 2014